Our Long Running White Vanity Table Argument
Almost everyone in this office agrees the white vanity table is the best looking piece of furniture we own collectively, and then there is one holdout who thinks white furniture…
Almost everyone in this office agrees the white vanity table is the best looking piece of furniture we own collectively, and then there is one holdout who thinks white furniture…
This white end table has lived in five different spots in the last two years and we have the scuff marks on the wall to prove it, three of them…
There is one person on this team who measures nothing before buying furniture and just trusts vibes, and we have never let her forget the white cabinet, because the white…
My sister walked into my bedroom in April, took one look at the new bed frame, and said, “Well. That’s certainly a choice.” Then she sat on the end of…
My mom walked into my living room in November, took one look at the lamp by the couch, and said, “why does it look like you’re running a dentist’s office…
I own seven mirrors right now, in a condo with exactly one vanity, and I want to be honest that four of them are currently stacked against the wall of…
I currently have four white vanities in this house, and five vanity tops sitting on top of them, because the powder room got done twice when I couldn’t leave well…
I was standing in the middle of my own spare room with a pencil behind my ear and a roll of blue tape in my hand, marking out where things…
I was standing in the doorway of the spare room on a Tuesday afternoon with an armful of flat sheets I hadn’t folded properly in maybe four years, trying to…
My sister texted me a photo of her new living room at eleven at night, all caps in the message before I’d even opened the image: “IS WHITE ON WHITE…