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7 October 2026 What We Buy

The Black Coffee Table We Bought on a Whim

It was meant to fill a gap for about a fortnight, a stopgap until someone made a proper decision, and instead it has been sitting there for the better part…

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7 October 2026 What We Buy

The Black TV Stand We Live With Every Single Day

The black TV stand in the front room has been there long enough that nobody remembers who actually chose it, only that it arrived, got put in place, and quietly…

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7 October 2026 What We Buy

“Small Room

The argument that keeps coming back in this office isn’t really about the chair. It’s about what kind of person folds a chair away the second they’re finished with it,…

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7 October 2026 What We Buy

The Gold Pendant Light That Looks Better in Real Life

There’s a brass dome pendant that lived over the kitchen island in one of our old flats for three years, and there’s the newer one, brushed gold with a slightly…

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7 October 2026 What We Buy

The Gold Side Table That Looked Better Online

The gold side table that lives in the corner of the office got compared, out loud, in the group chat, to the one someone else has holding up a lamp…

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7 October 2026 What We Buy

Living With a Round Dining Table: The Honest Version

Half of us think a round table is the single best decision you can make in a dining room, the other half think it’s a shape that only works if…

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7 October 2026 What We Buy

The Day We Finally Replaced the Taper Candle Holder

The old candle holder had been sitting on the dining table for so long that nobody actually looked at it anymore, which is exactly how a brass pair that had…

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7 October 2026 What We Buy

The Day We Finally Replaced the Gold Wall Sconce

The old sconce came down on a Tuesday, which nobody planned, it just finally happened, the way these things do after someone’s said “we should really sort that” for about…

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7 October 2026 What We Buy

The Height Adjustable Coffee Table We Keep Buying for Friends

We have bought this table four times now as a gift and it has revealed something none of us particularly wanted revealed, which is that half of this team eats…

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7 October 2026 What We Buy

A Leather Footstool Six Months In

Six months is exactly the point where a footstool stops being furniture you photographed for the group chat and starts being furniture you actually put your feet on, spill things…

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