The Gray Wardrobe We Live With Every Single Day
Half of us think the gray wardrobe is the best thing this office has ever bought. The other half think it’s just a beige wardrobe that lied about what it…
Half of us think the gray wardrobe is the best thing this office has ever bought. The other half think it’s just a beige wardrobe that lied about what it…
We keep coming back to the same two wardrobes when this argument starts up again, which it does, roughly every time someone moves house. There was the one in the…
Whoever walked past the shop window that Saturday and decided the office needed a black wardrobe, with no discussion, no group chat vote, nothing, still hasn’t owned up to it.…
I own six wardrobes. Not six wardrobes’ worth of clothes, six actual pieces of furniture, three of which are currently doing absolutely nothing except taking up space in a storage…
My mom looked at my phone over my shoulder while I was mid scroll and said, “Wait, you’re paying them to sell your own stuff?” She said it the way…
My phone buzzed while I was mid scroll through my own Vinted closet, seeing what needed reshuffling before the weekend. My friend Marnie, who’d come round to drop off a…
My wardrobe doors get touched, grabbed, kicked open, and slammed shut somewhere around forty times a day in this house. I actually counted once, out of boredom during a rare…
Okay so I did the math on this the other night, mostly out of horror, and I have owned four high gloss wardrobes in six years. Four. I have lived…
I bought a dresser off Facebook Marketplace once, seventy dollars, drove forty minutes each way to get it, absolutely thrilled with myself, and got it home to stand next to…
I was up on a step stool in my own bedroom on a Sunday morning, not doing anything productive, just finally dealing with the top of my wardrobe because my…