The Velvet Storage Bed We’d Happily Buy Secondhand
We spent a good three months arguing about whether a velvet ottoman bed was a good idea or just a nice looking mistake, and then a flat move with nowhere…
The Gray Storage Bed That Won Over the Skeptics
The comparison that keeps coming up in this office is the old white divan bed one of us had for six years versus this gray ottoman thing, and it’s not…
The Gray Wardrobe We Live With Every Single Day
Half of us think the gray wardrobe is the best thing this office has ever bought. The other half think it’s just a beige wardrobe that lied about what it…
The Double Door Wardrobe We Wish We Had Measured For
We keep coming back to the same two wardrobes when this argument starts up again, which it does, roughly every time someone moves house. There was the one in the…
Our Long Running Full Storage Bed Argument
If you go back through everything the office has ever written about full storage beds, you can watch the opinion drift in real time, like a slow argument nobody actually…
The Black Wardrobe We Bought on a Whim
Whoever walked past the shop window that Saturday and decided the office needed a black wardrobe, with no discussion, no group chat vote, nothing, still hasn’t owned up to it.…
Storage Beds and Mattress Fit
Okay so it’s a Sunday, I’m doing the most boring task known to man, which is stripping my sheets because I spilled coffee on them at 8am like an absolute…
Wardrobe Against a Radiator: Warmth Stolen
I own six wardrobes. Not six wardrobes’ worth of clothes, six actual pieces of furniture, three of which are currently doing absolutely nothing except taking up space in a storage…
Wardrobe Spotlight on Resale Apps: Worth a Try?
My mom looked at my phone over my shoulder while I was mid scroll and said, “Wait, you’re paying them to sell your own stuff?” She said it the way…
Vinted Wardrobe Spotlight: Paying for Attention
My phone buzzed while I was mid scroll through my own Vinted closet, seeing what needed reshuffling before the weekend. My friend Marnie, who’d come round to drop off a…