The White Coffee Table We Keep Buying for Friends
We have bought this table four times now as a housewarming gift, which either means we have found the one genuinely safe present in the entire homeware category or means…
Living With a White Console Table: The Honest Version
Half of us think a white console table is the single most useful piece of furniture you can put in a hallway. The other half think it is a glorified…
Do You Actually Need a White Corner Unit?
Someone on the team finally said it out loud last week: they bought their white corner unit purely because a corner existed and felt guilty leaving it empty, not because…
The White Crib That Looked Better Online
The white cot itself isn’t really the argument. The argument underneath it is about whether you’re the kind of person who wipes things down immediately or the kind of person…
The White Desk That Looked Simple and Wasn’t
Four of us have bought a white desk in the last two years, separately, without telling each other, which we found out about only when comparing delivery horror stories in…
The White Office Cabinet Nobody Warned Us About
The delivery driver who dropped ours off said, unprompted, “oh, another one of these,” and left before anyone could ask what he meant by it. We’ve thought about that sentence…
The Day We Finally Replaced the White Dining Chair
The delivery driver was the one who said it, not any of us. He carried the new chairs in two at a time, stacked them against his chest like he…
The Ones Who Love the White Dining Table and the Ones Who Don’t
This isn’t really a disagreement about a table. It’s a disagreement about how a person wants to live, and the white dining table just happens to be the thing that…
The White Display Cabinet That Looks Better in Real Life
The photos show a white display cabinet with three tasteful ceramics and a single trailing plant, lit like it’s never once been touched by a human hand. Ours has a…
Our Long Running White Vanity Table Argument
Almost everyone in this office agrees the white vanity table is the best looking piece of furniture we own collectively, and then there is one holdout who thinks white furniture…