The Low Bed Frame We Keep Moving Around the House
This bed frame has lived in four rooms of the same house, which tells you either that it is remarkably easy to move or that none of us can commit…
This bed frame has lived in four rooms of the same house, which tells you either that it is remarkably easy to move or that none of us can commit…
If you go back through everything this account has ever said about memory foam, you can actually watch the opinion move. Three years ago it was written up like a…
The old pillow finally gave up sometime around the four year mark, though “gave up” is generous, it had actually been dead for at least a year and a half…
There’s a personalized cushion on the sofa with a photo of a dog that died four years ago printed onto it, slightly faded now because it sits in a patch…
The old linen cover finally went in the bin after nearly four years, and almost everyone in the office agrees this was overdue, except one person who genuinely mourned it,…
Nobody warned us about the noise. Not the springs themselves, they’re fine, it’s the specific creak that only happens at 6am when someone rolls over trying to be quiet and…
The comparison that keeps coming up in this office is the old white divan bed one of us had for six years versus this gray ottoman thing, and it’s not…
There is a comforter in the airing cupboard right now that nobody will admit to buying, and a different one on the actual bed that everyone quietly agrees is the…
It arrived at half eleven on a Tuesday, which nobody had planned for, and the whole thing happened because someone was scrolling in bed after two glasses of wine and…
There was a proper argument the day one of us walked in and announced that the pipe legs on the new nightstand were, and we quote, “basically art.” This caused…