The Ones Who Love the Toddler Bed and the Ones Who Don’t
There’s a fight that resurfaces every few months about whether the toddler bed in this house is a bed or a very expensive floor decoration, and nobody has won it…
There’s a fight that resurfaces every few months about whether the toddler bed in this house is a bed or a very expensive floor decoration, and nobody has won it…
The 13.5 tog argument had been going on so long in this office that nobody could actually remember who started it. One side wanted it as the only duvet in…
Somebody, and we’re not naming names, has been slapping this lamp with the flat of their whole hand at midnight like it owes them money, and then complaining when it…
The comparison that keeps getting dragged out is the flat pack pine frame from the first flat share, the one with the slats that slid out if you so much…
A delivery driver said it first, actually, hauling a box up three flights and asking why anyone needs backup twin sheets when “it’s basically just a big square.” He said…
Almost everyone here has landed on the same verdict about the compact full bed frame, which is rare enough in this office that we nearly took a photo of the…
Nearly everyone here agrees the tall dresser was the right call, the exception being whoever keeps insisting we should have bought two low ones instead and stacked them, an opinion…
It came in the box already looking suspicious. Tassels everywhere, four fat corner ones and a fringe running the whole seam, the kind of pillow that photographs like it’s trying…
A delivery driver said it first, actually, dropping off the second bed while the first one was still sitting there half assembled. He looked at both boxes, looked at us,…
The rattan nightstand sat in the group chat for about three weeks as a maybe, which in our world means somebody had already added it to a basket and was…