The Wooden Patio Bench That Earned Its Place at Home
There is a running joke in this group chat about the person who wiped down the patio bench before every single use for an entire summer, like it owed them…
The Wooden Patio Chair We Overthought
If you go back through everything this account has said about wooden garden chairs over the years, you can actually watch the opinion drift, like a slow argument nobody remembers…
The Wooden Patio Table Nobody Warned Us About
The argument that never quite ends around here is the teak table versus the acacia one, and honestly it should have been settled years ago. The teak table lived outside…
Should You Buy a Wooden Planter? The Team Is Split
A delivery driver said it first, actually, dumping a wooden planter on the porch and going “oh that’s nice, that’ll look proper expensive once it’s grayed out a bit.” Which…
What We’d Tell a Friend Buying a Tall Planter
If a friend asked us about tall planters, the honest answer starts with the fact that one of us photographs every single plant purchase in the shop before it’s even…
The Round Patio Umbrella That Looked Simple and Wasn’t
The argument about whether we needed a 2.7 meter parasol or a 3 meter one went on for the best part of a June, one side insisting the extra thirty…
Should You Buy a Rattan Side Table? The Team Is Split
There is a rattan side table currently sitting in the office that has caused actual raised voices, which feels like an unhinged amount of feeling to have about a small…
What Owning a Rattan Patio Lounger Is Really Like
A delivery driver said something last spring that we still bring up. He was hauling the second lounger out of the van, took one look at the first one already…
The Round Patio Table We Live With Every Single Day
There is one person on this team who cannot walk past the round table without checking it for wobble. Presses down on the edge with two hands, leans in like…
Our Long Running Raised Bed Planter Argument
A delivery driver said it first, actually, dropping off the second bed while the first one was still sitting there half assembled. He looked at both boxes, looked at us,…