The Gray Dining Chair We Bought on a Whim
It started as an argument about whether we even needed a fifth chair, and it ended when someone’s cousin needed somewhere to stay for a fortnight and suddenly a fifth…
The Ones Who Love the Gold Vanity Table and the Ones Who Don’t
One of us thinks the gold vanity table is the single best piece of furniture the office has ever bought. Another looks at it every morning like it personally wronged…
Should You Buy a Gray Headboard? The Team Is Split
One of us thinks a gray headboard is the single smartest thing you can put behind a bed. Another thinks it’s what happens when someone can’t commit to a real…
Do You Actually Need an Industrial Coffee Table?
A delivery driver said it best, actually, hauling the thing up two flights and setting it down like he was retiring from something. “That’s not a coffee table,” he said,…
Why We Keep Coming Back to a Gold Floor Lamp
There’s a gold floor lamp in the corner of the office that has been dusted so many times the shade has gone slightly matte where the cloth catches it, and…
The Gold Mirror We Wish We Had Measured For
There was a proper argument the week someone turned up with a mirror that had been measured, apparently, “by eye.” Full width of a hallway wall gone, and not in…
The Gold Sideboard We Didn’t Expect to Love
The gold sideboard caused a proper argument the day it arrived, before it had even been unwrapped properly. Someone had ordered it off the back of one photo, no discussion,…
Is a Gold Table Lamp Overrated? We Argued About It
One of us thinks the gold table lamp is the single most overrated object in a soft furnishings shop, a brass shaped apology for not having any actual ideas about…
The Gray Wardrobe We Live With Every Single Day
Half of us think the gray wardrobe is the best thing this office has ever bought. The other half think it’s just a beige wardrobe that lied about what it…
Thinking About a Hanging Hammock? Read This First
A hammock is a strange thing to own because for about four months of the year it is the single best purchase anyone in this group has ever made, and…