The Ones Who Love the Gold Vanity Table and the Ones Who Don’t
One of us thinks the gold vanity table is the single best piece of furniture the office has ever bought. Another looks at it every morning like it personally wronged…
Should You Buy a Gray Headboard? The Team Is Split
One of us thinks a gray headboard is the single smartest thing you can put behind a bed. Another thinks it’s what happens when someone can’t commit to a real…
Do You Actually Need an Industrial Coffee Table?
A delivery driver said it best, actually, hauling the thing up two flights and setting it down like he was retiring from something. “That’s not a coffee table,” he said,…
Why We Keep Coming Back to a Gold Floor Lamp
There’s a gold floor lamp in the corner of the office that has been dusted so many times the shade has gone slightly matte where the cloth catches it, and…
The Gold Mirror We Wish We Had Measured For
There was a proper argument the week someone turned up with a mirror that had been measured, apparently, “by eye.” Full width of a hallway wall gone, and not in…
The Gold Sideboard We Didn’t Expect to Love
The gold sideboard caused a proper argument the day it arrived, before it had even been unwrapped properly. Someone had ordered it off the back of one photo, no discussion,…
The Folding Patio Lounger We’d Skip Next Time
The comparison that keeps coming up is the green sling one from a few summers back against the newer gray textilene version currently annoying somebody on the back patio, and…
The Framed Wall Art That Looks Better in Real Life
There was meant to be a whole rotation plan. Swap it out every season, keep it fresh, treat the wall like a gallery instead of the same three prints staring…
The Gold Wall Clock We Almost Sent Back
The box sat unopened in the hallway for four days, which tells you almost everything about the hesitation before we’d even got the tape off it. Gold wall clocks look…
A Full Length Mirror in Real Life: Love It or Leave It
The real fight in this office isn’t about the mirror. It’s about what kind of person checks their whole outfit before leaving the house, and what kind of person finds…