There was a proper argument the week someone turned up with a mirror that had been measured, apparently, “by eye.” Full width of a hallway wall gone, and not in a good way, in the way where you now have to walk sideways past a radiator to get to the stairs. The person who bought it stood by the eye method for a solid week before finally admitting the tape measure was sitting right there in the kitchen drawer the whole time, approximately four feet from where the mirror was being held up against the wall for the fortieth time.
That is the thing nobody warns you about with these. It is not the gold, the gold always looks fine, gold is very forgiving. It is the size creeping up on you because the frame looks so much slighter online than it does leaning against your actual skirting board like it owns the place. We have bought three now across various households and every single one has arrived looking about thirty percent bigger than the photo suggested, which either means we are bad at reading dimensions or the internet lies to us specifically. Both, probably.
Where it actually earns its spot is somewhere with real light bouncing around, a hallway that gets morning sun for about forty minutes and then goes gloomy for the rest of the day, or above a mantelpiece where it can catch whatever lamp is nearby and throw a bit of warmth back into the room.
Put it somewhere dark and it just sits there being a shape. Nobody wants a shape.
Half the team wants it hung dead center over furniture like a proper adult household, the other half likes it slightly off, propped on the floor leaning against the wall with a stack of books at the bottom, which the centered camp calls “the rental look” and says with real contempt. The propped side insists it looks more lived in.
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The hung side insists it looks like moving day never finished. Nobody has won this in four years of arguing about it and we’ve stopped expecting to.
The frame picks up dust in the corners in a way plain wood never seems to, and someone has to wipe it down every couple of weeks or it starts looking less “warm metallic” and more “hasn’t been touched since the last renters left.” One of us swears by a dry cloth only, another uses glass cleaner and gets tutted at every time, we have genuinely lost afternoons to this debate and it is, in the scheme of things, a mirror.
Buy it a size bigger than you think you want, hang it somewhere the light actually moves, and measure the wall properly first. We know. We know from experience, expensive experience, one very sideways hallway’s worth of experience.
