“The White Entryway Cabinet We Regret
There is one person on this team who measures nothing before buying furniture and just trusts vibes, and we have never let her forget the white cabinet, because the white…
The White Filing Cabinet We’d Happily Buy Twice
Whoever keeps sliding their invoices into the bottom drawer of the white filing cabinet instead of dealing with them knows exactly who they are, and they still haven’t said a…
A White Freestanding Kitchen Cabinet Six Months In
There was a proper argument in month four, when someone stood in front of the cabinet holding a bag of open flour, a half used bag of sugar, and a…
Mirrors for a White Vanity
I own seven mirrors right now, in a condo with exactly one vanity, and I want to be honest that four of them are currently stacked against the wall of…
Vanity Top Colors for a White Vanity
I currently have four white vanities in this house, and five vanity tops sitting on top of them, because the powder room got done twice when I couldn’t leave well…
Bed Frame Colors That Stand Out Against White Walls
My sister walked into my bedroom in April, took one look at the new bed frame, and said, “Well. That’s certainly a choice.” Then she sat on the end of…
Bulb Warmth for White Walls
My mom walked into my living room in November, took one look at the lamp by the couch, and said, “why does it look like you’re running a dentist’s office…
Choosing a Wardrobe for Plain White Walls
I was standing in the middle of my own spare room with a pencil behind my ear and a roll of blue tape in my hand, marking out where things…
White Wardrobes: What to Put Around Them So They Dont Look Flat
I was standing in the doorway of the spare room on a Tuesday afternoon with an armful of flat sheets I hadn’t folded properly in maybe four years, trying to…
Lampshade Colors for White Walls
My sister texted me a photo of her new living room at eleven at night, all caps in the message before I’d even opened the image: “IS WHITE ON WHITE…