The Wall Mirror That Looked Simple and Wasn’t
There’s a fault line in this team about round versus rectangular that no amount of living together has closed. Half of us think a round mirror looks like something a…
There’s a fault line in this team about round versus rectangular that no amount of living together has closed. Half of us think a round mirror looks like something a…
Someone brought a bin measurement into the group chat once, forty two litres versus thirty eight, and it caused a proper argument that ran for two days and nearly ended…
For months there was a genuine standoff in the group chat about how high off the ground this bed should sit. One camp wanted it low, moody, almost floor level,…
One of us thinks upholstered dining chairs are a mistake dressed up as a good idea, something you buy in a showroom under flattering lighting and regret the first time…
Someone on the team admitted last week, completely unprompted, that they spent two years pushing everyone toward the pale oak nightstand and it was, in hindsight, a mistake. Wrong wood…
The argument was technically about linen versus velvet and it ran for the better part of a year, until someone dragged out the office chair from the spare room, the…
There’s a running joke in the office about the person who cannot walk past a walnut coffee table without touching the surface first, palm flat, like she’s checking a horse’s…
There is a running joke in the group chat that one of us cannot walk past a velvet bar stool without touching it, palm flat, like checking a horse’s flank,…
The walnut console table comes up in the office at least once a month, usually when somebody’s mid renovation and asking what to put behind the sofa that isn’t just…
If you go back through what this site has said about velvet curtains over the years, there’s a real shift buried in there. Early on the tone was mostly suspicious,…