The Velvet Bar Stool Nobody Talks About Enough
There is a running joke in the group chat that one of us cannot walk past a velvet bar stool without touching it, palm flat, like checking a horse’s flank,…
There is a running joke in the group chat that one of us cannot walk past a velvet bar stool without touching it, palm flat, like checking a horse’s flank,…
The walnut console table comes up in the office at least once a month, usually when somebody’s mid renovation and asking what to put behind the sofa that isn’t just…
If you go back through what this site has said about velvet curtains over the years, there’s a real shift buried in there. Early on the tone was mostly suspicious,…
There was a period, roughly two winters long, when this whole site was quietly anti velvet cushion. Too much like something a hotel lobby would have. Too shiny. Someone described…
Nearly everyone here thinks the tiered plant stand is the single best thing we’ve done for our windowsills in years. One person disagrees, and she disagrees loudly, and we’re going…
There’s a fight that resurfaces every few months about whether the toddler bed in this house is a bed or a very expensive floor decoration, and nobody has won it…
The velvet dining chairs were bought for a dining room that, if we are honest with ourselves, gets used properly maybe six times a year. Christmas, one birthday, and whatever…
The 13.5 tog argument had been going on so long in this office that nobody could actually remember who started it. One side wanted it as the only duvet in…
Somebody, and we’re not naming names, has been slapping this lamp with the flat of their whole hand at midnight like it owes them money, and then complaining when it…
The real fight in this office isn’t about the lamp. It’s about what kind of person taps a metal base at eleven at night instead of just reaching for a…