The White Desk That Looked Simple and Wasn’t
Four of us have bought a white desk in the last two years, separately, without telling each other, which we found out about only when comparing delivery horror stories in…
The White Office Cabinet Nobody Warned Us About
The delivery driver who dropped ours off said, unprompted, “oh, another one of these,” and left before anyone could ask what he meant by it. We’ve thought about that sentence…
The Day We Finally Replaced the White Dining Chair
The delivery driver was the one who said it, not any of us. He carried the new chairs in two at a time, stacked them against his chest like he…
The Ones Who Love the White Dining Table and the Ones Who Don’t
This isn’t really a disagreement about a table. It’s a disagreement about how a person wants to live, and the white dining table just happens to be the thing that…
The White Display Cabinet That Looks Better in Real Life
The photos show a white display cabinet with three tasteful ceramics and a single trailing plant, lit like it’s never once been touched by a human hand. Ours has a…
Our Long Running White Vanity Table Argument
Almost everyone in this office agrees the white vanity table is the best looking piece of furniture we own collectively, and then there is one holdout who thinks white furniture…
The White End Table We Keep Moving Around the House
This white end table has lived in five different spots in the last two years and we have the scuff marks on the wall to prove it, three of them…
“The White Entryway Cabinet We Regret
There is one person on this team who measures nothing before buying furniture and just trusts vibes, and we have never let her forget the white cabinet, because the white…
The Trouble With Buying a Toy Storage Unit
Someone brought a bin measurement into the group chat once, forty two litres versus thirty eight, and it caused a proper argument that ran for two days and nearly ended…
The Upholstered Bed Frame We’d Pick Again in a Heartbeat
For months there was a genuine standoff in the group chat about how high off the ground this bed should sit. One camp wanted it low, moody, almost floor level,…