“We Bought a White Kitchen Island
The comparison that keeps coming up in the office is the old butcher block cart one of us had in a rental for years versus the white island that eventually…
The Wooden Patio Table Nobody Warned Us About
The argument that never quite ends around here is the teak table versus the acacia one, and honestly it should have been settled years ago. The teak table lived outside…
The White Coffee Table We Keep Buying for Friends
We have bought this table four times now as a housewarming gift, which either means we have found the one genuinely safe present in the entire homeware category or means…
Living With a White Console Table: The Honest Version
Half of us think a white console table is the single most useful piece of furniture you can put in a hallway. The other half think it is a glorified…
Do You Actually Need a White Corner Unit?
Someone on the team finally said it out loud last week: they bought their white corner unit purely because a corner existed and felt guilty leaving it empty, not because…
The White Crib That Looked Better Online
The white cot itself isn’t really the argument. The argument underneath it is about whether you’re the kind of person who wipes things down immediately or the kind of person…
The White Desk That Looked Simple and Wasn’t
Four of us have bought a white desk in the last two years, separately, without telling each other, which we found out about only when comparing delivery horror stories in…
The White Office Cabinet Nobody Warned Us About
The delivery driver who dropped ours off said, unprompted, “oh, another one of these,” and left before anyone could ask what he meant by it. We’ve thought about that sentence…
The Day We Finally Replaced the White Dining Chair
The delivery driver was the one who said it, not any of us. He carried the new chairs in two at a time, stacked them against his chest like he…
The Ones Who Love the White Dining Table and the Ones Who Don’t
This isn’t really a disagreement about a table. It’s a disagreement about how a person wants to live, and the white dining table just happens to be the thing that…