The Day We Finally Replaced the White Dining Chair
The delivery driver was the one who said it, not any of us. He carried the new chairs in two at a time, stacked them against his chest like he…
The White Desk That Looked Simple and Wasn’t
Four of us have bought a white desk in the last two years, separately, without telling each other, which we found out about only when comparing delivery horror stories in…
The White Crib That Looked Better Online
The white cot itself isn’t really the argument. The argument underneath it is about whether you’re the kind of person who wipes things down immediately or the kind of person…
Do You Actually Need a White Corner Unit?
Someone on the team finally said it out loud last week: they bought their white corner unit purely because a corner existed and felt guilty leaving it empty, not because…
Living With a White Console Table: The Honest Version
Half of us think a white console table is the single most useful piece of furniture you can put in a hallway. The other half think it is a glorified…
The White Coffee Table We Keep Buying for Friends
We have bought this table four times now as a housewarming gift, which either means we have found the one genuinely safe present in the entire homeware category or means…
The Wall Mounted Mirror Cabinet Nobody Warned Us About
Nearly everyone here agrees the mirror cabinet is the best thing we’ve hung on a bathroom wall in years. There is one holdout who still maintains the old medicine cabinet…
Our Long Running Wall Mounted Bathroom Cabinet Argument
There is one person on this team who cannot walk past a bathroom cabinet, in a shop, in a rental, in someone else’s house, without opening it to check the…
The Walnut Console Table We Keep Talking About
The walnut console table comes up in the office at least once a month, usually when somebody’s mid renovation and asking what to put behind the sofa that isn’t just…
Is a Walnut Coffee Table Overrated? We Argued About It
There’s a running joke in the office about the person who cannot walk past a walnut coffee table without touching the surface first, palm flat, like she’s checking a horse’s…