“The Leather Bar Stool We Regret
Whoever picked the leather bar stool never actually stands at the counter with a drink in their hand assessing seat height, they just liked the way it looked in the…
Whoever picked the leather bar stool never actually stands at the counter with a drink in their hand assessing seat height, they just liked the way it looked in the…
Someone on the team admitted last week, unprompted, that they spent two years defending the first chrome stools we bought, the really cheap ones, purely because they didn’t want to…
There is one person on this team who cannot walk past a folded down leaf without lifting it, just to check, as if the table might have changed its mind…
Someone on this team admitted last week, completely unprompted, that they spent two years telling anyone who’d listen that extendable tables were a scam for people who couldn’t commit to…
Counter height bar stools get talked about like they’re furniture for people who peaked in 2015 and never left the kitchen island phase, and honestly we came into this piece…
I’m standing on a step stool at 9pm on a Tuesday, counting mugs. Not drinking out of one, counting them, out loud, like an actual inventory audit, because I have…
Okay so I need to tell you about the time I painted my kitchen wall a color called “Silver Fern” at eleven o’clock at night because I’d just watched approximately…
My sister walked into my kitchen in the spring of 2019, took her coat off slower than she needed to, and said, “So we’re doing this now, are we.” That…
My sister Marina stood in my kitchen doorway last month, still had her coat on, looked at my walls and said, “Did you paint this yourself, or did the gray…