Our Long Running Full Storage Bed Argument
If you go back through everything the office has ever written about full storage beds, you can watch the opinion drift in real time, like a slow argument nobody actually…
The Full Sofa Bed We Almost Sent Back
The argument about whether the full sofa bed was a mistake ran for exactly nine days, which we know because that’s how long it sat there before anyone actually slept…
A Full Bed Frame in Real Life: Love It or Leave It
One of us stood in the shop three years ago, ran a hand across a full frame headboard, and said “this is plenty of bed for two adults,” and we’re…
Thinking About a Full Bedding Set? Read This First
Someone on the team finally admitted, apropos of nothing, over lunch, that they spent four years buying whichever full set was cheapest and closest to the till, and that this…
“The Black Dresser We Talked Ourselves Out Of
The whole argument started because two of us have owned black chests of drawers that could not be more different, and neither side will admit the other one wins. One…
The Black Headboard We Almost Sent Back
The box sat unopened in the hallway for four days, which tells you most of what you need to know about how confident we felt. Black headboard, tall, a bit…
The Black Wardrobe We Bought on a Whim
Whoever walked past the shop window that Saturday and decided the office needed a black wardrobe, with no discussion, no group chat vote, nothing, still hasn’t owned up to it.…
A Mirror in the Bedroom: Superstition Versus Sense
I was on my knees in my own bedroom last Tuesday with a stud finder running along the wall behind where my bed sits, trying to figure out where I…
Mismatched Nightstands: Charming or Chaotic?
My sister walked into my bedroom, stopped in the doorway, and said, “Did you run out of money halfway through buying furniture?” She was looking at the two nightstands flanking…
Two Mirrors in a Bedroom
I currently own three mirrors in my bedroom, which is one more than I own opinions I’m willing to defend at a dinner party, and somehow still feels like the…