The Gray Armchair That Survived the Kids and the Dog
There was a solid two months where this armchair was the single most argued about object in the building, not because anyone disliked it, everyone wanted it, the argument was…
There was a solid two months where this armchair was the single most argued about object in the building, not because anyone disliked it, everyone wanted it, the argument was…
One of us thinks the gold table lamp is the single most overrated object in a soft furnishings shop, a brass shaped apology for not having any actual ideas about…
The gold sideboard caused a proper argument the day it arrived, before it had even been unwrapped properly. Someone had ordered it off the back of one photo, no discussion,…
There was a proper argument the week someone turned up with a mirror that had been measured, apparently, “by eye.” Full width of a hallway wall gone, and not in…
There’s a gold floor lamp in the corner of the office that has been dusted so many times the shade has gone slightly matte where the cloth catches it, and…
One of us thinks the gold vanity table is the single best piece of furniture the office has ever bought. Another looks at it every morning like it personally wronged…
The box sat unopened in the hallway for four days, which tells you almost everything about the hesitation before we’d even got the tape off it. Gold wall clocks look…
There is one person on this team who cannot walk past a lamp shop without a receipt in her hand within four minutes, and the glass lamp table is technically…
The glass patio table comes up in the office more than any other single object we own between us, which is strange for something that just sits outside and holds…
We keep coming back to the same comparison whenever this comes up, which is the old black glass one with the gold trim that someone bought in 2019 versus the…